1654.) Deuteronomy 14

You know the drill!  Eat less. Lower sodium.  Lower fat. More vegetables. More water. :)

What to eat?  My Iowa-farm-girl belief: Consuming real, whole foods is always best!

Deuteronomy 14 (English Standard Version)

Clean and Unclean Food

1“You are the sons of the LORD your God. You shall not cut yourselves or make any baldness on your foreheads for the dead. 2For you are a people holy to the LORD your God, and the LORD has chosen you to be a people for his treasured possession, out of all the peoples who are on the face of the earth.

Among Christians today, there is something wrong if our burial customs are just as the rituals of the ungodly. Paul wrote in 1 Thessalonians 4:13: But I do not want you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning those who have fallen asleep, lest you sorrow as others who have no hope. We may certainly mourn the passing of our loved ones, but as those who have eternal hope in Jesus, as sons and daughters of the Lord, we should be different in our mourning.

-David Guzik

3 “You shall not eat any abomination. 4 These are the animals you may eat: the ox, the sheep, the goat, 5the deer, the gazelle, the roebuck, the wild goat, the ibex, the antelope, and the mountain sheep. 6Every animal that parts the hoof and has the hoof cloven in two and chews the cud, among the animals, you may eat. 7Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cloven you shall not eat these: the camel,

NO camel burger with cheddar cheese and harissa.

the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you.

8And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

NO fried pork chops with gravy.

9“Of all that are in the waters you may eat these: whatever has fins and scales you may eat. 10And whatever does not have fins and scales you shall not eat; it is unclean for you.

NO grilled shrimp and scallops.

NO grilled shrimp and scallops.

11“You may eat all clean birds. 12But these are the ones that you shall not eat: the eagle, the bearded vulture, the black vulture, 13the kite, the falcon of any kind; 14every raven of any kind; 15the ostrich,

NO smoked ostrich steaks.

NO smoked ostrich steaks.

the nighthawk, the sea gull, the hawk of any kind; 16the little owl and the short-eared owl, the barn owl 17and the tawny owl, the carrion vulture and the cormorant, 18the stork, the heron of any kind; the hoopoe and the bat.

NO bat soup.

19″And all winged insects are unclean for you; they shall not be eaten. 20All clean winged things you may eat.

21 “You shall not eat anything that has died naturally. You may give it to the sojourner who is within your towns, that he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner. For you are a people holy to the LORD your God.

NO roadkill.  (The NIV says, “Do not eat anything you find already dead.”)

“You shall not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.

NO cheeseburger.

Keeping Kosher:

This verse has led to a very involved set of rules for observant Jews:  Meat and milk (or derivatives) cannot be mixed  in the sense that meat and dairy products are not served at the same meal, served or cooked in the same utensils, or stored together. Observant Jews have separate sets of dishes, and sometimes different kitchens, for meat and milk, and wait anywhere between one and six hours after eating meat before consuming milk products.

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Music:

HERE  is “Food, Glorious Food,”  the opening song from the musical Oliver (1968).

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live ’til eighty four
All we ever get is gru-el!
Ev’ry day we say our prayer
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru-el!
There is not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there’s nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imagine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
In-di-gestion!

Food!
We’re anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day
Our favorite diet!

Just picture a great big steak
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvelous food,
Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
Don’t care what it looks like
Burned! Underdone! Crude!
Don’t care what the cook’s like.
Just thinking of growing fat
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Food, glorious food!
What wouldn’t we give for
That extra bit more
That’s all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvelous food,
Heavenly food,
Beautiful food,
Glorious food!

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Tithes

22 “You shall tithe all the yield of your seed that comes from the field year by year. 23And before the LORD your God, in the place that he will choose, to make his name dwell there, you shall eat the tithe of your grain, of your wine, and of your oil, and the firstborn of your herd and flock, that you may learn to fear the LORD your God always. 24And if the way is too long for you, so that you are not able to carry the tithe, when the LORD your God blesses you, because the place is too far from you, which the LORD your God chooses, to set his name there, 25then you shall turn it into money and bind up the money in your hand and go to the place that the LORD your God chooses 26and spend the money for whatever you desire—oxen or sheep or wine or strong drink, whatever your appetite craves. And you shall eat there before the LORD your God and rejoice, you and your household.

Three Table Graces:

Come, Lord Jesus, be our Guest;
May these gifts to us to blessed;
And may our souls by Thee be fed,
Christ, our ever-living Bread.   Amen.

O God, we ask you for what we want,
And in your divine extravagance,
you give us what we need.
Thank you, Lord. Amen.

(Lifting one’s arms to heaven, clapping wildly)
” Bravo!! Thank You!!  Thank You!!”

27And you shall not neglect the Levite who is within your towns, for he has no portion or inheritance with you.

28 “At the end of every three years you shall bring out all the tithe of your produce in the same year and lay it up within your towns. 29And the Levite, because he has no portion or inheritance with you, and the sojourner, the fatherless, and the widow, who are within your towns, shall come and eat and be filled, that the LORD your God may bless you in all the work of your hands that you do.

God will bless the giving heart. If our question is, “How little can I give and still be pleasing to God?” our heart isn’t in the right place at all. We should have the attitude of some early Christians, who essentially said: “We’re not under the tithe — we can give more!” Giving and financial management is a spiritual issue, not just a financial one (Luke 16:11).

–David Guzik

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English Standard Version (ESV) The Holy Bible, English Standard Version Copyright © 2001 by Crossway Bibles, a division of Good News Publishers.

Images courtesy of:
USDA nutritional guide: my plate.   http://primaldocs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/usda-nutrition-my-plate.jpg
camel burger.  http://newworldreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/camel.jpg
pork chops.    http://cdn-image.myrecipes.com/sites/default/files/styles/300×300/public/image/recipes/sl/03/01/pork-chops-sl-401445-x.jpg?itok=WTfHNivp
shrimp and scallops.    http://cdn2.blisstree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wood_grilled_shrimp_and_scallops_fresh_lemon_butter.jpg
ostrich steak.    http://cdn-jpg.thedailymeal.net/sites/default/files/smoked_ostrich_steaks_anna_maria_de_freitas_450x360.jpg
bat soup.    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/126873117_a6d6cadf94.jpg
armadillo roadkill.    http://brainy33.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/armadillo_dead_a02.jpg
cheeseburger.    http://www.pinballnirvana.com/forums/images/commerce/items/cheeseburger.jpg
10 per cent.   http://wellstonecottages.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/10percent1.gif
saying grace cartoon.    http://lowres.jantoo.com/children-grace-say_grace-faith-heaven-prayer-20900270_low.jpg
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